THIS JUST IN FROM THE HAWAII DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM:
REPORTS CIRCULATING THE INTERNET THAT CLERGY ARE FLOCKING TO HAWAII'S BEACHES
TO OBSERVE THE ELUSIVE DOUBLE BREASTED NUN BOOBY ARE TOTALLY FALSE. THE RIGHT
REVEREND JOSEPH P. O'MALLY, IN A STATEMENT READ TO THE PRESS, INDICATED THAT
THE GENTLEMEN IN HORRENDOUS ORANGE AND PURPLE ALOHA SHIRTS AND MATCHING SHORTS
WHERE IMPOSTERS AND JUST TWO GUYS FROM BOSTON HANGING OUT TOGETHER. O'MALLY
STATED HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF GEORGE OR HENRY'S LAST NAME BUT WILL DEFINATELY BE
CHECKING THEIR CELL PHONE PHOTOS SUNDAY AFTERNOON.
PS. No animals were endangered or harmed during the production of this email.
Perhaps a few egos, ethnic backgrounds and/or religious beliefs....
From: Dallas Congleton <email@example.com>
Sent: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 13:11:30 -0400
Subject: Friday Funnies
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.....