(I'm sending this one Tuesday 'cause i will be out of town on Friday and
will not have computer access for a couple of weeks.)
Senior Story
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership. Taking
off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down
I-75,
pushing the pedal to the metal even
more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue
lights flashing
and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the
elderly nutcase as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly,
he
thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" He
pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up
with
him. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
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