Marion,
Too late. As a fellow Floridian I take offense to alligator jokes. In the
future be more careful.
Mel Brunet
HBJ8L/39749
Land O Lakes, Fl
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To: <tanderson@kkledlighting.com>; <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, July 31, 2009 10:09 AM
Subject: Re: [Healeys] Friday Funnies
>: (I certainly hope that this does not offend anyone.)
>
> Skinny
> Dipping
>
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> An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
>
> He had a large pond in the back.
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> It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
> tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees..
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
> been there for a while, and look it over.
>
> He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
>
> As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
> in his pond.
>
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
> end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
> here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
> naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
> feed the alligator.'
>
> Some old men can still think fast.
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