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Subject: [Healeys] Fwd: How Tough are Australian Men?
From: Hartangus@aol.com
Date: Thu, 26 Jan 2012 06:44:35 -0500 (EST)
G'day,
         have a great Ossie  day,from the old country

Regards

          Barrie from England


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 From: lloydburden@hydropoolhottubs.com
Sent: 26/01/2012 09:30:12 GMT  Standard Time
Subj: How Tough are Australian Men?


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How tough  are Australian  men??























The scene  is  set












- a dark  night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,  stars twinkling
in the dark  sky.












Three  hang-glider pilots are sitting by the  campfire,
One from Australia , one from Seth  Efrika and one from New  Zulland.












Each  embroiled in the bravado for which they are  famous.











The night  of tales begins...

Kiven the Kiwi says,  'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng   glider there
es. Why, jist the other day I  linded in a field and  scared a crocodeale,
who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who  were standen close by. I
grebbed the crocodeale  and wristled him to du ground and killed em with  my
beer  hends'























Hansie  from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to  be bettered) said,
'Well you guys, I lended  orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a
tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from  under a rock and made a move
on me. I grebbed de  borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head  off ind
then sucked the poison from it's body  down in one gulp. End I'm still here
today'























Colin, the  Tough Australian, remained silent, slowly poking  the fire with
his  penis.












































































































































































































































































































































































































































Lloyd  Burden
European Sales Director

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