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Re: Inviting Barney

To: cdelling@ic.net, drded@ix.netcom.com
Subject: Re: Inviting Barney
From: BarneyMG@aol.com
Date: Thu, 14 Nov 1996 01:16:03 -0500
In a message dated 96-11-13 07:10:34 EST, cdelling@ic.net (Christopher M.
Delling) writes:

<< ..... it occurs to me that you two must be independently wealthy, and
without any family commitments.  How else do you find the time to ponder and
execute such things as a 800 mile(or more) cross country drive for an
afternoon of such frivolous fun. >>

It's easy.  Quit your job, forgo any semblance of social life more than 100
feet from your car, and willfully become a transient bum.  You carry a pocket
full of credit cards, use whichever one will still work when you need it, and
burn everything that comes in the mail.

Oh yes, one more thing.  You have to learn to fix anything on your car that
breaks, because you can't afford to buy the replacement part.

Barney Gaylord -- 1958 MGA


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