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>>>ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS
>>>
>>> "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
>>>
>>> "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in
>>>public schools"
>>>
>>> "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
>>>
>>> "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
>>>
>>> "Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her
>>>sleep"
>>>
>>> "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....Not
>>>screaming
>>> and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
>>>
>>> "Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
>>>
>>> "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
>>>
>>> "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be
>>>a vegetarian."
>>>
>>> "Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an
>>>IDIOT!"
>>>
>>> "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get
>>>you."
>>>
>>> "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case
>>>heaven is like the
>>>IRS."
>>>
>>> "I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
>>>
>>> "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they
>>>made of meat?"
>>>
>>> "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
>>>students!"
>>>
>>> "It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
>>>
>>> "Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes
>>>from!"
>>>
>>> "Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your
>>>Turn Signal!"
>>>
>>> "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they
>>>appear."
>>>
>>> "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
>>>
>>> "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get
>>>worse."
>>>
>>> "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better
>>>idiot."
>>>
>>> "He who laughs last thinks slowest"
>>>
>>> "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
>>>else."
>>>
>>> "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
>>>
>>> "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
>>>
>>> "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone,
>>>somewhere may be
>>>happy."
>>>
>>> "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
>>>
>>> "I souport publik edekasion"
>>>
>>> "The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a
>>>cigarette."
>>>
>>> "We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be
>>>Assimilated."
>>>
>>> "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
>>>home."
>>>
>>> "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
>>>can't."
>>>
>>> "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
>>>
>>> "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
>>>
>>> "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you
>>>can
>>> find a rock."
>>>
>>> "I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with
>>>subatomic
>>> particles."
>>>
>>> "I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
>>>
>>> "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
>>>
>>> "I'm a corporate executive, I keep things from
>>>happening."
>>>
>>> "If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid
>>>question."
>>>
>>> "Lobotomies for Democrats, it's the law."
>>>
>>> "Bad Cop! No donut!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>------------------------------------------------------
>>Stephen Klass
>>Director of Auxiliary Services
>>The University of Chicago
>>s-klass@uchicago.edu
>>Phone: 773/702-5354 Fax: 773/702-8553
>>
>>
>>--------- End forwarded message ----------
>>
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