On 11/8/97 4:28 PM so and so Benjamin Ruset said. (And I quote)
>>4. Lucas Lucaser - Electron Accelerator. You think your lights are bright,
>>now? You satisfied with that dated dull tick, tick, tick of your fuel
>>pump? I would think not. Now with this new product, based on the proven
>>abilities of Oil Oilier, your electron flow is so fast that everything it
>>touches will get electron transfer at even faster SUPERCHARGED rates. Up
>>till now, you had to put up with electron flow that would simply not move
>>faster than the speed of light. But our Lucas Lucasier enables electron to
>>become super lubricated along the same lines as our other tested products,
>>and those little charged buggers actually break the light barrier. The
>>result? Your clock actually spins BACKWARDS, your gas tank overflows and
>>you lose 3 months of age with each MG tour you go on, and your car returns
>>to the drawing board at Abingdon!. You've learned the importance of
>>lubrication to moving metal parts, just imagine what it can do for
>>electricity.
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>No. That's false advertising! Lucas Lucaser should read:
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>1) Lights dim up to 7 times faster
>2) Fues blow at supercharged rates
>3) Starters and Fuel pumps break faster than you can say "Where's the
>&^%$-ing Moss catalog??"
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>etc.
Sheesh, Such a negative attitude for a guy with his first MG, and a
porject car none the less. ;-)
Larry Macy
78 Midget
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>BEN RUSET - http://www.monmouth.com/~bruset
>78 MGB Roadster - 89 Mercury Cougar
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>"If you gaze for a long time into an abyss,
> the abyss gazes also into you." - F.W. Nietzsche
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