>4. Lucas Lucaser - Electron Accelerator. You think your lights are bright,
>now? You satisfied with that dated dull tick, tick, tick of your fuel
>pump? I would think not. Now with this new product, based on the proven
>abilities of Oil Oilier, your electron flow is so fast that everything it
>touches will get electron transfer at even faster SUPERCHARGED rates. Up
>till now, you had to put up with electron flow that would simply not move
>faster than the speed of light. But our Lucas Lucasier enables electron to
>become super lubricated along the same lines as our other tested products,
>and those little charged buggers actually break the light barrier. The
>result? Your clock actually spins BACKWARDS, your gas tank overflows and
>you lose 3 months of age with each MG tour you go on, and your car returns
>to the drawing board at Abingdon!. You've learned the importance of
>lubrication to moving metal parts, just imagine what it can do for
>electricity.
No. That's false advertising! Lucas Lucaser should read:
1) Lights dim up to 7 times faster
2) Fues blow at supercharged rates
3) Starters and Fuel pumps break faster than you can say "Where's the
&^%$-ing Moss catalog??"
etc.
BEN RUSET - http://www.monmouth.com/~bruset
78 MGB Roadster - 89 Mercury Cougar
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"If you gaze for a long time into an abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you." - F.W. Nietzsche
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