Jeff Boatright wrote:
>
> And my two favorites:
>
> ON BOTTLE OF SPRAY CLEANER:
> Do not pull trigger while pointing at face
>
> And my brother and my favorite catch-all for when you're about to do
> something new and/or stupid -
> ON CHINESE FIRECRACKER:
> Light fuse and get away!!
On a childs Superman costume:
This costume does not allow the wearer to fly.
That's American litigation for you. Or as Jeremy Clarkson (UK motoring
correspondent) was told by an American cop "when you have laws you don't
need common sense".
PaulH.
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