Date: Thursday, September 10, 1998 6:00 PM
Subject: Fwd: You know you're an adult when...
>You know you're an adult when....
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>1. Your potted plants stay alive.
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>2. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
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>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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>4. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
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>5. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
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>6. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
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>7. 8:00 AM is not early.
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>8. You have to file for your own taxes.
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>9. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
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>10. You're not carded anymore.
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>11. You carry an umbrella.
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>12. You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.
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>13. "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary,which is a
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>little
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>less than your allowance used to be.
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>14. "Twenty-something" means overqualified, underpaid and not married.
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>15. Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.
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>16. You start watching the weather channel.
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>17. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
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>18. You can no longer drink shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
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>19. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
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>20. You stop confusing "401K Plan" with "10K run".
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>21. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
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>22. Your parents and other adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex
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>in
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>front of you.
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>23. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
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>24. Your car insurance goes down.
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>25. You refer to college students as kids.
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>26. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.
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>27. Your parents start making casual remarks about grandchildren.
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>28. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Taco Bell.
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> 29. You don't fit your Mg Miget as well as you did in college.
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