The Perfect Day.....
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 - Wakeup to hugs and kisses
8:30 - Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 - Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 - Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 - Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb-out
12:00 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 - Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 pounds
13:00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 - Nap
16:00 - 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
16:15 - Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
17:30 - Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before mirror
19:30 - Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00 - Hot shower (alone)
22:30 - Make love
23:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 - Alarm
6:15 - Blowjob
6:30 - Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
6:40 - Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:00 - Limo arrives
7:45 - Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 - Private jet to Augusta, GA
9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 - Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 - Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 - Blowjob
12:30 - Back nine at Augusta (4 under)
14:15 - Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
14:30 - Private jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
15:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless)crew
16:30 - Land World record light tackle marlin (1249 lbs)
17:00 - Jet back and get massage and hand job en route by naked Kathy
Ireland.
18:45 - Shit, shower and shave
19:00 - Watch CNN news flash: Clinton resigns-
19:30 - Dinner, lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963) 20 ox. New York
steak
21:00 - Remy martini and Cuban Partagas cigar
21:30 - Sex with three women
23:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi
23:45 - Bed (alone)
23:50 - 12 second, 4 octave fart that causes the dog to leave the room
23:55 - Giggle yourself to sleep
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| Michael Graziano |
| Long Term Capital Management L.P. |
| Phone: 203-552-5706 |
| Fax: 203-552-5869 |
| Email: mgrazian@ltcm.com |
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