Frank.
You kill me. I had the best laugh of the day. If it wasn't so true it
would be even funnier.
Mike Maclean-60 Sprite
Frank Clarici wrote:
> Phil Vanner wrote:
>
> > Mk1 Midget (100 earth-sourced parts, Asian metal is made from meteorites)
>
> You have that all wrong. Asian metal is made from US beer cans.
> (recycled)
> But re-forged with a donkey dung fueled furnace.
>
> And believe it or not, someone I know was over in Taiwan, he explained
> how they set up *shop*.
> Ching has a donkey, Chang (his neighbor) has an outside smelting furnace
> about the size of your kitchen oven, Chu (up the dirt road) has a
> contract with moss to forge headlamp rims for LBCs, Wang (on an island)
> does the chrome plating.
> The dung from the donkey is used as fuel to forge the headlamp rims,
> they then go by raft to Wang's island uncovered so the sea salt sprays
> them and they rust before they get chrome plated. Chrome plating can not
> be done on the mainland due to the toxic waste but Wang just dumps the
> waste in the sea off his island.
> Wang returns the shiney chrome plated rusty rims to Chu who sends them
> to Chung for packaging.
> Now you know.
>
> Boy am I tired.
>
> --
> Frank Clarici
> Toms River, NJ
> Down to only 3 Sprites, 1 Midget and an A40 Farina
> http://www.exit109.com/~spritenut
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