Yes...I admit...I'm an engineer in real life. I'm the one who takes the drop
of raw water, treats it, sends it thru the pipes to you, takes the drop away
after you make dookey of it, cleans it up again, then sends it back to the
environment so you can do it all over again tomorrow. I do this for money so I
can support my 40-year long Healey habit. Lots of truth in your Email...have
some non-LBC engineer friends just like that...glad I'm not!!
Jack Brashear
-----Original Message-----
From Trisha [mailto:patricia.sauthoff at Colorado.EDU]
Sent: Wednesday, June 05, 2002 12:35 PM
To: spridgets; James H. Nazarian, Ph.D.; james
Subject: Engineer Jokes (no LBC)
Since I know there are some engineers around here I thought you guys might
like these. :)
>
>
> Engineers
>
> Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
> A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
>
> Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
> A: Their personalities.
>
> Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
> A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
>
> Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
> A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year.
>
> Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
> A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the
> wrong way.
>
> YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF:
>
> You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
>
> In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
>
> The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your
> questions.
>
> At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
>
> For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot.
>
> You can quote scenes from any Monte Python movie.
>
> You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting.
>
> You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special
> effects.
>
> You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
>
> You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
>
> You know what http:// stands for.
>
> You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.
>
> You see a good design, and have to change it.
>
> You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
>
> You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
>
> You window shop at Radio Shack.
>
> Your laptop computer cost more than your car.
>
> Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
>
> You've already calculated how much you make per second.
>
> You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
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