I know this has NOTHING to do with the list,
but NONE of the stuff I have to say has list
content,,so what is new huh?lol I love these
and anytime I get them i love to share them..
Brad's daughter sent this to me and one other,
and I want to share them with all of you..
Children are so precious and so innocent..too
bad they grow up and become US! lol lol
Hope you ENJOY!
BREE!
> > > --- ( KIDS SAY ) ---
> > >
> > >On the first day of school, a first grader handed
> > >his teacher a note from his mother.
> > >
> > >The note read, "The opinions expressed by this
> > child
> > >are not necessarily those of his parents."
> > >
> > > --- ( KIDS SAY ) ---
> > >
> > >My dad likes to amuse my three-year-old daughter,
> > >Tabitha, by "magically" pulling quarters out of
> her
> > ears.
> > >On a recent trip to the store, Tabitha spotted a
> > gumball
> > >machine and immediately began asking for money. I
> > >explained to her that the machine needed a
> quarter
> > and I
> > >didn't have one. Wasting no time, she replied,
> > "Well,
> > >look in my ears. Grandpa always finds money
> there."
> > >
> > > --- ( KIDS SAY ) ---
> > >
> > >My 4 year old came screaming out of the bathroom
> > >to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the
> > toilet.
> > >
> > >So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
> > >
> > >Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then
> ran
> > to my
> > >bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
> > >
> > >He held it up and said with a charming little
> > smile, "We
> > >better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
> > >fell in the toilet a few days ago."
> > >
> > >
> > > ---- THIS WEEK'S TOP 7 -----
> > >
> > >Ways to confuse your roommate
> > >
> > >7. Address your roommate by a different name
> every
> > time
> > >you talk to him/her.
> > >6. Sit up. Say "time to make donuts" Leave. Do
> this
> > often.
> > >5. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw
> > away
> > >the chocolate.
> > >4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say
> > "hello"
> > >Look confused and hang up.
> > >3. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them
> after
> > you eat them.
> > >2. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
> > >1. Every five minutes get up, open the door, peek
> > out,
> > >close the door, and look relieved.
> >
> >
> Have a GREAT DAY!!!
BREE!!!
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