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NO LBC CONTENT-(((A Child's Perspective)))

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Subject: NO LBC CONTENT-(((A Child's Perspective)))
Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2002 15:31:38 -0700 (PDT)
Cc: "spridgets@autox.team.net" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Here is the other one...ENJOY again!
BREE!
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     > A child's perspective on adult behavior...


> > > > > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> > > > > > You got to find somebody who likes the
> same
> > stuff. Like, if you
> > > > > > like sports, she should like it that you
> > like sports, and she
> > > > > > should keep the chips and dip coming.
> > --Alan, age 10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No person really decides before they grow
> up
> > who they're going
> > > > > > to marry. God decides it all way before,
> and
> > you get to find out
> > > > > > later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten,
> age
> > 10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> > > > > > Twenty-three is the best age because you
> > know the person FOREVER
> > > > > > by then. --Camille, age 10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No age is good to get married at. You got
> to
> > be a fool to get
> > > > > > married. --Freddie, age 6
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
> > MARRIED?
> > > > > > You might have to guess, based on whether
> > they seem to be yelling
> > > > > > at the same kids. --Derrick, age 8
> > > > > >
> > > > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
> > COMMON?
> > > > > > Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age
> 8
> > > > > >
> > > > > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> > > > > > Dates are for having fun, and people
> should
> > use them to get to
> > > > > > know each other. Even boys have something
> to
> > say if you listen
> > > > > > long enough. --Lynnette, age 8
> > > > > >
> > > > > > On the first date, they just tell each
> other
> > lies, and that usually
> > > > > > gets them interested enough to go for a
> > second date. --Martin, age
> > >10
> > > > > >
> > > > > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
> > TURNING SOUR?
> > > > > > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
> > would call all the
> > > > > > newspapers and make sure they wrote about
> me
> > in all the dead
> > > > > > columns. --Craig, age 9
> > > > > >
> > > > > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> > > > > > When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
> > wouldn't want to mess
> > > > > > with that. --Curt, age 7
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The rule goes like this: If you kiss
> > someone, then you should marry
> > > > > > them and have kids with them. It's the
> right
> > thing to do.
> > > > > > --Howard, age 8
> > > > > >
> > > > > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> > > > > > It's better for girls to be single but not
> > for boys. Boys need
> > >someone
> > > > > > to clean up after them. --Anita, age 9
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
> > DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> > > > > > There sure would be a lot of kids to
> > explain, wouldn't there?
> > > > > > --Kelvin, age 8
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> > > > > > Tell your wife that she loooks pretty even
> > if she looks like a
> > >truck. --
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