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Tim L. Creger wrote:
> In honor of the second day of Autumn:
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>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
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>>After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the
>>big white horse outside?"
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>>The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?" The
>>cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to
>>know that your horse is about dead out there!"
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>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
>>ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the
>>horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone
>>Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver,
>>and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel
>better."
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>>Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
>>Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
>>bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into
>>the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
>>stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
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>>The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
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>>"Nothin', but you left your Injun running"! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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