Not a bad joke. Now look up Tonto on a Spanish/English dictionary.
Geoff Branch
'74 Meejit "Yellow Peril"
'72 Innocenti 1300 Mini
----- Original Message -----
From "Tim L. Creger" <timlc at agr.state.ne.us>
To: "Spridget list" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, September 24, 2002 10:24 AM
Subject: No LBC Content - Engine joke
> In honor of the second day of Autumn:
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> >The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
> >
> >After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the
> >big white horse outside?"
> >
> >The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?" The
> >cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to
> >know that your horse is about dead out there!"
> >
> >The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
> >ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the
> >horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone
> >Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver,
> >and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel
better."
> >
> >Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
> >Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
> >bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into
> >the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
> >stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
> >
> >The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
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> >"Nothin', but you left your Injun running"! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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