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texas humor, cont.

To: spridgets <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: texas humor, cont.
Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2003 20:55:23 -0700
Hello spridgets,

      a texan is taking a vacation up in maine (let's say to see the
      foilage in the fall?) .... as he goes along he passes by a farm
      and see the farmer in the field, and calls him over....
      "nice looking crop ya got there" he says.
      "thanx." say the down-easter.
       "say how big is your place here anyway?" asks the texan.
       "well, .. ya see that big tree aways up the road there...
       that's one corner... goes straigt off that-a-away down t'ward
       that draw.. there's a crik bed, where i get ma water, that's
       another propatee line.. ya follow that along, ya see that stone
       fence comin up ta meet the road? that's another line,.. and
       right here along this road."

       the texan smugly says..."gee--- back home i got a ranch, i get
       in mah truck, and it takes me all day just drive across the place."

       the old farmer replies.. "i usta have a truck like that."
       
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 Bill                          mailto:pythias@pacifier.com

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