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Re: Re[2]: Driveshaft install

To: "Spridget List" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Re[2]: Driveshaft install
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 16:52:45 -0500
References: <200409100758.i8A7wIdM002175@autox.team.net> <019701c4972a$ef14b9b0$c400a8c0@midget> <001901c49732$99572280$0c00000a@guy> <01ab01c49735$2a4df730$c400a8c0@midget> <5.0.2.1.2.20040910160645.024554e0@127.0.0.1>
> i wish i could remember the whole poem, the ways to hump a cows, but i 
> remember that tool and stool were the rhymes, by e.e.cummings

Isn't that what the Net is for, Peter?
Behold the result of a Google:

the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool

to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull

to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows
e e cummings

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