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Re: (Fwd) Red is Negative

To: dlaver@ms.com, owner-team-thicko@Autox.Team.Net,
Subject: Re: (Fwd) Red is Negative
From: S800Racer <S800Racer@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 12:46:55 EST
>Just a word of warning about accountants trying to be practical with cars...
>Which makes me wonder - anyone watched a lawyer try this kind of thing ??

It would be clear and obvious to any plaintiff's attorney that red should go
to positive and black to negative.  The reasoning is as follows:  RED is the
color of blood.  Blood indicates serious injury and when combined with
negligence produces POSITIVE cash flow for the attorney.  This positive cash
flow can put your firm in the BLACK which which prompts the government to
require the attorney to create NEGATIVE cash flow in the form of taxes.

Douglas J. Meis -- Attorney at speed (Team Escargot)

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