Just to get this straight - to buy a Japanese car I need to be able to follow
this ?? or do I need to be an attorney to aford the parts...
David.
On Jan 13, 12:46pm, S800Racer wrote:
> Subject: Re: (Fwd) Red is Negative
> >Just a word of warning about accountants trying to be practical with cars...
> >Which makes me wonder - anyone watched a lawyer try this kind of thing ??
>
> It would be clear and obvious to any plaintiff's attorney that red should go
> to positive and black to negative. The reasoning is as follows: RED is the
> color of blood. Blood indicates serious injury and when combined with
> negligence produces POSITIVE cash flow for the attorney. This positive cash
> flow can put your firm in the BLACK which which prompts the government to
> require the attorney to create NEGATIVE cash flow in the form of taxes.
>
> Douglas J. Meis -- Attorney at speed (Team Escargot)
>-- End of excerpt from S800Racer
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