Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a
K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
"I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for
help, and
what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" >>
-----Original Message-----
From: Linda-Jeanne [SMTP:lindaj@support.warwick.net]
Sent: Friday, November 05, 1999 8:54 AM
To: TeamThicko
Subject: Blonde and a Locked Car
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas
so
she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she
notices
that she locked the keys in the car. So, when she goes inside to
pay,
she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the
door
herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes
later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring.
The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and
around,
while the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the
left... a little more to the right!!"
Compliments of the keeper of the blonde jokes in thanks for the one
I
forwarded him from the list this week. :-)
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