>A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the
>blonde lady driver. "Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over
the
>road"?
>
>The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had
an
>accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I
swerved
>to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the
>right and there was another tree in front of me!"
>
>Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer
>replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
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>A blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she
>suddenly found herself in the middle of a real bad hail storm.
>The hail stones were as big as golf balls. Her car got dented
>up real bad.
>
>The next day she took it to a repair shop.
>The repair guy noticing that she was blonde, decided to have
>some fun and told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard when
>she got home, and the dents would pop out.
>
>When she got home she started blowing into the tail pipe, and
>her blonde girl friend saw her. Her friend was startled and said,
>"What are you doing?'," thinking the worst. She told her the
>repair guy told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard and the
>dents would pop out. Her girl friend said "well duhhhh...you need
>to roll up the windows first."
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