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RE: Blonde and a Stolen Car

To: "'Linda-Jeanne'" <lindaj@support.warwick.net>,
Subject: RE: Blonde and a Stolen Car
From: Bob Magnotti <bob@itgonline.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 10:47:41 -0500



So, what's up with all of the blonde jokes all of the sudden??


<<
   A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is
   hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher.

   "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and
   even
   the accelerator!" she cries.

   The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be
   there in two minutes."

  Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's
  telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.

   "Never mind," giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
   >>
This could never happen to Linda-Jeanne because her car is a 2 seater!

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