>They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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>The Dark Ages Was Caused by the Y1K problem.
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>If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it illegal.
>
>A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
>
>When blondes have more fun do they know it?
>
>Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
>
>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
>Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
>
>The statement below is true.
>The statement above is false.
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>I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learners permit.
>
>He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
>
>I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
>
>Time is fun when you're having flies.
>Kermit
>
>Red meat is not bad for you.
>Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
>
>Toilet stolen from Police Station.
>Cops have nothing to go on.
>
>If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met
>everybody.
>
>All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.
>
>If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
>
>Here I am !!! What are your other two wishes?
>
>Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.
>
>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
>Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.
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>Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
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>Gun Control: Use both hands.
>
>Remember: First you pillage then you burn.
>
>To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
>
>If Ignorance Is Bliss, You must be Orgasmic.
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>Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
>
>If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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>Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.
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>Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
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>Half The People In The World Are Below Average
>
>Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software.
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>Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
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>Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.
>
>I'm pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can't prove it.
>
>Arkansas State Motto:
>Don't Ask
>Don't Tell
>Don't Laugh
>
>A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times
more
>memory
>
>If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?
>
>If we weren't meant to eat animals why are they made of meat?
>
>Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment
for
>a pig.
>
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