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RE: Product Announcement 4/1/97

To: tigers@Autox.Team.Net,
Subject: RE: Product Announcement 4/1/97
From: "Richard Atherton (Entex)" <a-richat@MICROSOFT.com>
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 00:06:46 -0800
        Very well done, and kind of eerie.  Many of our (the place I
work) product anouncments (internally) are Very similar to this.  This
was very well done.  When I get home, I'll raise a six pack in your
honor !!

Rich


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> Sent:         Monday, March 31, 1997 9:40 AM
> To:   tigers@autox.team.net
> Subject:      Product Announcement 4/1/97
> 
> Item Subject: cc:Mail Text
>      PRODUCT INTRODUCTION:  FOR RELEASE ON 4/1/97:
>      
>      Want your Tiger inspected by TAC,  but can't get to the West
> Coast?  
>      Or to a United?
>      
>      Then you need TurboTAC, the home Tiger certification software!  
>      Authenticate your Tiger in the privacy of your own garage!  A
> detailed 
>      inspection procedure and hundreds of reference images are all 
>      contained in this handsomely boxed, two CD ROM set!  It's easy!
> It's 
>      fast!  It's fun!  Host a TAC party for your friends!  Inspect up
> to 
>      five cars at the same time!
>      
>      Your VIN and JAL numbers are compared to the complete Tiger
> production 
>      data base, and a set of about 240 multiple choice questions is
> custom 
>      matched to your vehicle.  Detailed diagrams specify the location
> of 
>      each feature being examined.  You simply select which of four
> images 
>      best depicts that feature in your car.  Multiple, resizable views
> of 
>      each Tiger and "Alger" feature are provided.  You can zoom in and
> 
>      check the details!  Your digitized images can be submitted to our
> 
>      panel of inspectors to resolve any doubts.  Sorry, the correct
> answers 
>      are NOT provided.
>      
>      When you are finished with the questions, the program
> automatically 
>      E-Mails your serial numbers, answers, and images, to our
> certification 
>      committee,and within a few days, your TAC sticker will arrive in
> the 
>      mail!  It couldn't be easier!
>      
>      Is this entire package worth $100?  $150?  YES!!!  But if you
> order 
>      today, you can install TurboTAC in your PC for the amazing low
> price 
>      of $70.83!!!  TurboTAC pays for itself in no time at all!!
>      
>      But that's not all!  We're adding the informative booklet
> entitled 
>      "Tiger Air Cleaner Wing Nut Secrets".  The mystery TAC inspector,
> 
>      known only as "Deep Rootes", has revealed some of TAC's most
> closely 
>      guarded secrets, at great personal risk!  The 18 specific
> features of 
>      Tiger wing nuts are revealed in 23 detailed close up photos, and
> 16 
>      pages of text.  A "Must Have" document for your next regional 
>      gathering!  What's the price now?  STILL $70.83!!!!!
>      
>      But wait, there's even more!  The first 25 people who order will
> also 
>      receive a copy of  "The Making of SUNI 2: THE MOVIE",  a genuine
> TE/AE 
>      1984 Niagara Falls United belt buckle,  and, yes, a can of
> Tri-Flow!   
>        
>      
>      Don't delay!  Order TurboTAC today!  
>      
> 

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