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To: "'tigers@autox.team.net'" <tigers@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: '''NO MORE PLEASE!!!!""
From: "JAN SVEN-ERIK HARDE, LUTCF" <harde@cyberesc.net>
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 18:11:31 -0700

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From:  jpeterson@CCGATE.HAC.COM[SMTP:jpeterson@CCGATE.HAC.COM]
Sent:  Tuesday, April 01, 1997 7:26 AM
To:  tigers@autox.team.net; STUART_BRENNAN@hp-andover-om3.om.hp.com
Subject:  Re: Product Announcement 4/1/97

Guys'

CHILL OUT!!!  Enuf' said on this matter, let's talk parts, swap, United =
or something productive to all, Tech tips, that are useful: forgetting =
power windows and V12 Tiger conversions, or Nitrous Injection.

Let's all go FUNBEAMING """

See Ya'                    Jan................
Stu, before I buy, I was wondering if each copy carries a sticker from =
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Software Authentification Committee (SAC)?=20
Jay
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Subject: Product Announcement 4/1/97
Author:  STUART_BRENNAN@HP-Andover-om3.om.hp.com at CCGATE=20
Date:    3/31/97 10:40 AM
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     PRODUCT INTRODUCTION:  FOR RELEASE ON 4/1/97:
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     Want your Tiger inspected by TAC,  but can't get to the West Coast? =
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     Or to a United?
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     Then you need TurboTAC, the home Tiger certification software! =20
     Authenticate your Tiger in the privacy of your own garage!  A =
detailed=20
     inspection procedure and hundreds of reference images are all=20
     contained in this handsomely boxed, two CD ROM set!  It's easy!  =
It's=20
     fast!  It's fun!  Host a TAC party for your friends!  Inspect up to =

     five cars at the same time!
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     Your VIN and JAL numbers are compared to the complete Tiger =
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     data base, and a set of about 240 multiple choice questions is =
custom=20
     matched to your vehicle.  Detailed diagrams specify the location of =

     each feature being examined.  You simply select which of four =
images=20
     best depicts that feature in your car.  Multiple, resizable views =
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     each Tiger and "Alger" feature are provided.  You can zoom in and=20
     check the details!  Your digitized images can be submitted to our=20
     panel of inspectors to resolve any doubts.  Sorry, the correct =
answers=20
     are NOT provided.
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     When you are finished with the questions, the program automatically =

     E-Mails your serial numbers, answers, and images, to our =
certification=20
     committee,and within a few days, your TAC sticker will arrive in =
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     mail!  It couldn't be easier!
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     Is this entire package worth $100?  $150?  YES!!!  But if you order =

     today, you can install TurboTAC in your PC for the amazing low =
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     of $70.83!!!  TurboTAC pays for itself in no time at all!!
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     But that's not all!  We're adding the informative booklet entitled=20
     "Tiger Air Cleaner Wing Nut Secrets".  The mystery TAC inspector,=20
     known only as "Deep Rootes", has revealed some of TAC's most =
closely=20
     guarded secrets, at great personal risk!  The 18 specific features =
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     Tiger wing nuts are revealed in 23 detailed close up photos, and 16 =

     pages of text.  A "Must Have" document for your next regional=20
     gathering!  What's the price now?  STILL $70.83!!!!!
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     But wait, there's even more!  The first 25 people who order will =
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     receive a copy of  "The Making of SUNI 2: THE MOVIE",  a genuine =
TE/AE=20
     1984 Niagara Falls United belt buckle,  and, yes, a can of =
Tri-Flow!  =20
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     Don't delay!  Order TurboTAC today! =20
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