"Wright, Larry" wrote:
> See "Seat Cover changing instructions, Men:"
>
> 216. Scrape forehead on hog ring; bleed.
> 217. Apply Band-Aid
> 218. Beer.
> 219. Realize you're out of Rolling Rock.
> 220. Scribble reminder to get more Rolling Rock on the underside of the
> pleated section flap.
>
> West coast instructions may differ.
>
> Lawrence R. Wright
"As ye shall seek, so shall ye receive"
West Coast Instructions:
See "Seat Cover changing instructions, Unisex."
216: Scrape forehead on hog ring; bleed; call attorney
217: Go to Emergency and document physical damage and emotional distress.
218: Chardonnay, or Glen Livet
219: Put on recording of Beach Boys. Rock and Roll are here to stay!
220: Inscribe Beach Boys Album number, "999", on underside of the
pleated section flap.
221: Repeat 218 until well done.
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Steve
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