I thought of the list when I read this. Not exactly Tiger related but I
hope you get a laugh as I did...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a
cup of coffee, then ........... "
he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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