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LBC content: 0. Humour: (Darwin contest

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Subject: LBC content: 0. Humour: (Darwin contest
From: knystrom@NCSCTC01ES.ntc.nokia.com (Nystrom Kim (NTC/Espoo))
Date: Wed, 19 Jun 1996 14:30:40 +0300
Organization: Nokia Telecommunications
This year's runner-up on the Darwin contest:
>       An insurance company asked for more
>       information regarding a work-related accident claim.  This
>       was the response:  "I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my
>       accident.  I am an amateur radio operator and was working on
>       the top section of my new 80 foot tower.  When I had
>       completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course
>       of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds
>       of tools and spare hardware.  Rather than carry the
>       materials down by hand, I decided to lower the items using a
>       pulley.  Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the
>       top of the tower and loaded the tools into a small barrel.
>       Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding
>       it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the 300 pounds of
>       tools.  You will note in block number 11 of the accident
>       report that I weigh 155 pounds.  Due to my surprise of being
>       jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of
>       mind and forgot to let go of the rope.  I proceeded at a
>       rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower.  In the
>       vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming down.
>       This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone.
>       Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not
>       stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two
>       knuckles deep into the pulley.  I regained my presence of
>       mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain.
>       At the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the
>       ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel.  Devoid of the
>       weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20
>       pounds.  I refer you again to my weight in block number 11.
>       As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side
>       of the tower.  In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met
>       the barrel coming up.  This accounts for the two fractured
>       ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.  The
>       encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my
>       injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools so only three
>       vertebrae were cracked.  I am sorry to report, however, that
>       as I lay on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching
>       the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence
>       of mind and let go of the rope..."

Kim Nystrom
76? Spitfire 1500
FINLAND!


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