WARNING!!!!! If you have received an e-mail titled "VIRUS WARNING!" you
have already been INFECTED with one of the most insidious and pervasive
VIRUSES (VIRI??) known to man/woman!!! According to IBM, AT&T, NBC,
CNN, MTV, CDC, LMNOP, and many other well respected acronyms, THIS THING
IS REALLY SORTA KINDA NOT SO GOOD!!! To tell if YOU have been INFECTED,
look FOR any e-mail that contains lots and lots of EXCLAMATION POINTS
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), CAPITALIZATION withOUT rhyme OR reason, and
references to big, mean, ol" companies--they don't give a DAMN about
anything except this and the ALMIGHTY Dollar, so it must be
IMPORTANT!!!!!!! Don't BOTHER asking any of your
friends/lovers/coworkers about it, though, because IF they have IT, they
WON'T know about it. The only way to SAVE THEM FROM THIS HORROR is to
E-MAIL THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE YOU
KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry about the off-topic posting, but I felt this was too important of
a message not to pass along. A little more on-topic, a friend told me
my Spitfire has metalmites--they've even chewed right through the body
in a couple of places! Does anyone know what kind of pesticide I should
look for in the garden department at Home Depot? I'd rather go organic,
but desperate times call for desperate measures!
=;^p
--
Schuyler E. Grace
'73 Spitfire 1500 - FM1183U
schuyler@bellsouth.net
schuyler.grace@atl.frb.org
http://members.tripod.com/~schuyler/
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