On Fri, 26 Sep 1997 Susan Hensley <susan@grotecon.com> wrote:
Subject: Re: Attention of Johnny Storm,the one & only!
GuyotLeonF@aol.com wrote:
> Johnny,
> You are quite right,prospective members do not need to actually own a
Triumph
> All we want,all we really,really want,is enthusiasm for the marque
> However fanciable girlies only need to be fanciable,no Triumph required
> That'll come in due time
> Regards
> Leon
Why Leon!
What an egotistical viewpoint! All we fanciable girlies want is to be
respected for our keen intellect, our straight-forward thought
processes, our scintillating conversation, and our masterful grasp of
both reality and things mechanical. Then maybe we can stop writing
silly songs and lip-synching vocals on MTV! That's all I want, all I
really, really want! Well, that, and maybe that neato shade of chrome
nail polish, and that adorable little fur bandeau, and those kicky
fuschia mules... Buy them for me?? (Batting eyelashes...)
Keep Shopping (umm... Triumphing)!
Susan Hensley
(only Regional Autocross Car Driver so far, Johnny, but I'm getting
there
That's very perceptive,Susan,thank you!
Yes,I'm quite happy to admit that I can be egotistical occassionally,(I am a
male,after all),and I have no problem respecting fanciable girlies for their
keen intellect,fine so far.,straight-forward thought processes,yup that's OK
too,no difference between the sexes there,(although the definition of
straight-forward is open to debate). Scintillating conversation,no
problemo,I've had perfect scintillation with a number of fanciable
girlies,(of the conversational variety,you understand). Masterful grasp of
reality,yes,that's alright too,as most men know,girlies can be much more
realistic & pragmatic than men,(shame)...,("what do you mean you've bought
something else for the Triumph when we need another household appliance
etc?"),but now we hit the snag,ie:'masteful grasp of things mechanical'
Here,I really must beg to differ. Yes it happens,in fact I have met fanciable
ladies who do have such a grasp,eg:Engineer at a Nuclear Power
Station,Industrial Chemist,(head of Esso's petroleum chemical division),and
the odd racing driver/engineer,but these ladies are unfortunately in the
minority...
That is a pity,but just my observation to date.
One of the most important attributes any fanciable lady can possess is a keen
& lively sense of humour,sooo neccessary when dealing with we men!
Fact is,we need each other,like salt needs pepper and like right needs left.
Social intercourse is a wondeful thing.(careful now).
And,Susan,I'm 100% sure that you would look just wild in that neato shade of
chrome nail polish,that adorable little fur bandeau,and those kicky fushia
mules,I'm sure you would do them more justice than any man on this list,(I
hope!),
Pah! Who needs the spice girls,when we've got our own Hensley-girl? ;->
(ps.what the devil are kicky mules?)
Kind Regards
Leon,(appreciatively,honest!)
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