Okay, I don't usually forward this kind of thing to the list, but I
hadn't seen it before and it is pretty funny... and certainly the hiring
company is international in scope! I don't know if it is true or not.
Alan Myers
San Jose, Calif.
'62 TR4 CT17602L
> > This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's
> > fast-food establishment ........ and they hired him!
> >
> > *******************************************************************
> >
> > NAME: Greg Bulmash
> >
> > DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's
> > available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here
> > in the first place.
> >
> > DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
> > style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
> > haggle.
> >
> > EDUCATION: Yes.
> >
> > LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
> >
> > SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
> >
> > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> > post-it notes.
> >
> > REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
> >
> > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
> >
> > PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
> > intimate environment.
> >
> > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
> > UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
> >
> > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
> > "Do you have a car that runs?"
> >
> > HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> > winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
> >
> > DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
> >
> > WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas
> > with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing
> > since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
> >
> > DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> > KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
> >
> > SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
> >
> >
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MZ
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