I'd hire him !
On Wednesday, March 10, 1999 9:37 AM, Alan Myers [SMTP:reagntsj@ricochet.net]
wrote:
>
> Okay, I don't usually forward this kind of thing to the list, but I
> hadn't seen it before and it is pretty funny... and certainly the hiring
> company is international in scope! I don't know if it is true or not.
>
> Alan Myers
> San Jose, Calif.
> '62 TR4 CT17602L
>
>
> > > This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's
> > > fast-food establishment ........ and they hired him!
> > >
> > > *******************************************************************
> > >
> > > NAME: Greg Bulmash
> > >
> > > DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's
> > > available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here
> > > in the first place.
> > >
> > > DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
> > > style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
> > > haggle.
> > >
> > > EDUCATION: Yes.
> > >
> > > LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
> > >
> > > SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
> > >
> > > MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> > > post-it notes.
> > >
> > > REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
> > >
> > > HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
> > >
> > > PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
> > >
> > > DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
> > > intimate environment.
> > >
> > > MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
> > >
> > > DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING
> > > UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
> > >
> > > DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
> > > "Do you have a car that runs?"
> > >
> > > HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> > > winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
> > >
> > > DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
> > >
> > > WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas
> > > with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing
> > > since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
> > >
> > > DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> > > KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
> > >
> > > SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
> > >
> > >
>
> --
> MZ?
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