funnies no LBc

["Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>]

Drinking & Driving
  
  There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a down
  pour 
  of thunder and rain. These two young men ran for about 10 minutes in  
  the 
  pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up.  
  
  They  jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road,
 laughing
  
  and, of   course, still drinking one beer after the other.  
  
  All of a sudden an old  man's face appeared in the passenger window and
 
  tapped lightly on the  window! The passenger man screamed out,
 "eeeeekkk!
   
  Look at my window!!!
  
  There's an old guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?!?!?!?) This old
 man
  kept 
  knocking, so the driver said "well open the window a little and ask him
  what 
  he wants!" 
  
  So the other passenger rolled his window down part way and  said,
 scared
  out 
  of his wits, "What do you want???" 
  
  The old man softly  replied, "Do you have any tobacco?" The passenger, 
  terrified, looked at the  driver and said, "He wants tobacco!" "Well,
  offer 
  him a cigarette!  HURRY!!" the driver replies. So he fumbles around
 with
  the 
  pack and hands the old man a cigarette and yells "Step on it!!!"
 rolling
  up 
  the window in terror.  
  
  Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start
 laughing 
  
  again, and the passenger says, "What do you think of that?" The driver
  says, 
  "I don't know? How could that be? I am going pretty fast?" 
  
  Then all of a  sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is
  the 
  old man again. "aaaaaaaaaaaaa, there he is again!", the passenger
 yells. 
  "Well, see what he wants now!" yells back the driver. He rolls down the
 
  window a  little ways and shakily says "Yes?" "Do you have a light?"
 the old 
  man   quietly asks. The driver throws a lighter out the window at him
 and
  
  rolls  up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!" 
  
  They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer,
  trying to 
  forget what they had just seen and  heard, when all of a sudden again
  there 
  is more knocking! "Oh my God!  HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and
 
  screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in  stark fear.
  
  The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"