July 4th humour non LBC

["Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>]

                                 THE TRUTH IN JEST
 
 Jay Leno stated recently on his "Tonight" show that Ellian Gonzalez
 and his dad are expected to be moved from their secluded Maryland
 location.  They are going to a big estate in Washington.D.C., to be
 closer to the malls and shopping.
 
 Leno said, "You know, I haven't seen a Communist living this well since
 Jane Fonda married Ted Turner."