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Re: Demands to be met

To: hayes@mediaone.net
Subject: Re: Demands to be met
From: Mike & Jaye Rosen <mra@sympatico.ca>
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 1997 11:08:49 -0500
> 
> I, however, represent the Italian car drivers coalition. We demand:
> 1. Vino rosso and pasta daily
> 2. All pitstops require minimum of sixteen workers over the pit wall.
> 3. Crew members must us hand signals for all communications.
> 4. Grappa acceptable as "high octane race fuel"
> 5. Non-red cars get five seconds DEDUCTED from lap times for qualifying.
> 
> Not that's how racing rules should be made!
> 
> --
> Jim Hayes  Winchester, MA, USA
> hayes@mediaone.net         http://www.fotec.com/jim.htm
> jeh@fotec.com              http://www.fotec.com/
> All generalizations, with the possible exception of this one, are false!

Rule 5 might be trouble for you Jim... isn't your Alfa yellow?
Mike

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