[Shotimes] CONTEST! Identify these mystery parts and win a prize!

[van Oss]

What's that you say, bunkie?  You know a lot about SHOs but you never really
get a chance to prove it?  Well cheer up, bunkie, your losin' days are over!
I've posted photos of SHO parts on PictureTrail:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?Q30826E42

I will award prizes to the first three people who send me an email accurately
naming, or describing the purpose, of each of these parts.

Rules below.  Have fun.

Joseph van Oss

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Contest rules:
1. Prizes will be awarded at the 2003 SHO convention here in Wisconsin (amid
raucous blasphemies, you can bet).  I will choose a prize most befitting the
reputation (good or otherwise) of the winner.  Before entering, consider
whether you wish to be subjected to this sort of treatment.
2. This contest is intended for individuals.  You may work together but only
individuals may win prizes.  This might be a good strategy:  You could share
what you know with someone else, and let them take the abuse.
3. Employees and family members of the SHO Club are perfectly eligible and
have so much previous experience with maltreatment that they may be considered
the favorites going into this contest.  :-)
4. Questions asked on the Whaddyaknow Quiz are painstakingly researched,
although the answers are not.
5. No purchase necessary to win.  (Hey, you aren't buying this whole thing,
are you?)  Void where prohibited by law  --- which, as God is merciful, should
be just about everywhere.
6. Decision of the judges is final.  Don't go crying to Mallinson, he's got
his hands full already.