[Shotimes] OT: Holiday Stress

[Shylo McKinsey]

Just a little Holiday cheer...finals done
Monday...about bloody time...
 
 
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip.. but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did
not produce the toys as fast as the
regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule.  Then Mrs. Claus
told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the
reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
heaven knows where to. More Stress! Then when he began
to load the sleigh, one of the boards  cracked and the
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a
cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to
the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the liquor
and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of
little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to
get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and
Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the
door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said "Where would you like
to put this tree fat man?"
And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to
be on top of the Christmas tree......

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