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Re: Clutch

To: "Paul A. Asgeirsson" <PAsgeirsson@compuserve.com>
Subject: Re: Clutch
Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2000 17:57:54 -0500
Cc: Spridgets <spridgets@autox.team.net>
References: <200008181822_MC2-B03C-C769@compuserve.com>

"Paul A. Asgeirsson" wrote:

> Hi Brad,
>
> LMAO!
>
> Yes and in January we will have a high of 57 when you're at zero with the
> wind blowing 40 MPH!!  Hard to do outside work then too!!

>    IT'S SO HOT THAT. . . .
>
> 1.  The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
>
> 2   The potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch
> is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
>
> 3.  Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
> laying hard-boiled eggs.
>
> 4.  The cows are giving evaporated milk.
>
> 5.  The trees are whistling for the dogs.
>
> 6.  A sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain -not so much for me,cuz
> I've seen it--but for my 7-year-old."
>
> 7.  A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" A rancher
> quickly answered "Yes, it does. Do you remember that part in the
> Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" The visitor replied,
> Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood."  "Well," the rancher puffed up, we
> got about two and a half inches of that."
>
> 8.  You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
>
> 9.  You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
>
> 10. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
>
> 11. You can make instant sun tea.
>
> 12. You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
>
> 13. The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
>
> 14. You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
>
> 15. You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
>
> 16. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
> distance.
>
> 17. Hot water now comes out of both taps.
>
> 18. It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person
> is out on the  streets.
>
> 19. You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>
> 20. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
>
> 21. No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not
> having air  conditioning.
>
> 22. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
> end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
>
> 23. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state..


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