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Paying attention [NO LBC]

To: "Spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>, "MG List" <mgs@autox.team.net>
Subject: Paying attention [NO LBC]
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2000 22:15:52 -0400
 A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the 
 Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26.  In his project 
 he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control 
 or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."  
 And for plenty of good reasons, since:
 
 1.  It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting.
 2.  It is a major component in acid rain.
 3.  It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state.
 4.  Accidental inhalation can kill you.
 5.  It contributes to erosion.
 6.  It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
 7.  It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients.
 
 He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
 
 Forty-three (43) said yes, six (6) were undecided, and the last 
 one?
 
 Well, only one (1) knew that the chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, 
 was water (H2O).
 
;-)

Larry

Larry Macy
78 Midget

Keep your top down and your chin up.

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104

 Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a 
question and you're a fool for the rest of your life. 


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