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Re: Congratulations; Now: Business Cards

To: Spridgets <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Congratulations; Now: Business Cards
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2004 07:58:35 -0500
References: <26437-4103A951-2473@storefull-3136.bay.webtv.net>
"Robert E. Shlafer" wrote:

> "Menal Floss"????
>
> See what I mean, Guy Weller? :):)
>
> Here it is, barely 0900 on a Sunday morn and Dr. Larry has already got his
> head in the sauce!! <vbg>
>
> Ok, Larry!!! I give up! What the hell is "menal floss" and what the hell has
> it got to do with a state?!
>
> (This better be good, Larry....a helluvalot better than "LEC"'s for sure...or
> we're taking your "doctorate" away.:):)
>

WHAT?!?! Cap'n, did you live under a rock up there or something??

Montana
Frank Zappa
Overnite Sensation
1974 Discreet Records

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

    Raisin' my lonely
    Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else... but then, on the other hand I'd
Keep the wax
N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss
N' swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)

    Movin' to Montana soon
    Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
    Movin' to Montana soon
    Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

    I'm pluckin' the ol'
    Dennil Floss
    That's growin' on the prairie
    Pluckin' the floss!
    I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
    Afternoon...

    I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
    (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
    He's a good hoss
    Even though
    He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
    Blanket on anyway
    He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
    Blanket on anyway
    Any way

    I'm pluckin' the ol'
    Dennil Floss
    Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
    I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
    I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

    Raisin' my lonely
    Dental Floss
    Raisin' my lonely
    Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush

N' then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

    Movin' to Montana soon
    (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
    Movin' to Montana soon
    (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)






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