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Re: Pro long

To: "Chris S. Mottram" <Chris.S.Mottram@ecc.com>
Subject: Re: Pro long
From: Steve Laifman <laifman@flash.net>
Date: Thu, 15 May 1997 18:01:29 +0100
At last, you've got the "real" marvel oil - SNAKE OIL! Just remove all
the oil from the engine, transmission, rear axle, hydraulic fluids from
clutch and brake system, distilled water, glycol, glyptal, anti-freeze
substitutes, water pump lubricant additives, and windshield wiper fluid,
and empty your gasoline (petrol) tanks and tire air. Replace all fluids
with Genuine "Dudley Snake Oil" (Accept no Substitutes). Now you will
find your acceleration increased three-fold, your top speed doubled,
your gas mileage (Dudley Oil Mileage) quadrupled. You will never have to
replace a tyre (Brit) again, even though you will be leaving quarter
inch thick strips on the road in every gear.

This product can only be obtained from the sole U.S. (and Canadian)
distributer Roland (Snake) Dudley at the e-mail address in the title.
Price is negotiable. Trades for Genuine Rivets (Cobra Only), solid gold
bars (untraceable), $2000 MkII grills, and other interesting objects
will be considered.

"Snake" Dudley (See my movie "Escape from Santa Cruz")

{8-)

Steve
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