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To: tigers@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Ultimate cap
From: tiger technologies <tartanad@ix5.ix.netcom.com>
Date: Fri, 15 May 1998 11:33:50 -0700
To All:
Always at the forefront of automotive technology, Tiger Technologies was
amazed at the interest on the Internet  on the subject of caps at speed and
the ways people have found to keep them on their heads while blasting down
the Interstate.

Now Tiger Technologies has THE answer. Available in limited supply is the
GPS Tiger Cap. Part # TT109-98. This form fitting cap resembles the "pitch
bill" cap long popular in Europe. However, hidden in the bill section itself
is a 525 megahertz transmitter powered by a solar "button" on the top of the
cap.

Activated at speeds in excess of 45 mph, the GPG Tiger Cap emits an
inaudible sound and a distress signal should the cap fly off and hit the
ground. Russian tracking satellite UPSWD10245.66 will then pick up the
signal and transmit the cap's exact location to the Tiger Technologies'
command center at Battle Mountain, Colorado. A search and rescue team will
then locate, retrieve and return the cap to the owner within 12 hours.

The cost of the GPS Tiger Cap is $1,249.99, plus tax and $25.00 S&H. Sorry,
no CODs. We're standing by the phones to take your order.

Jeff/TT


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