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To: "mgs@autox.team.net" <mgs@autox.team.net>
Subject: Speeding Tickets
From: Mike Razor <mrazor@kih.net>
Date: Sat, 11 Sep 1999 08:19:17 -0400
I have been following the thread on speeding tickets etc.  I work in
law enforcement and get several professional publications. I thought
I would share a couple of the stories about speeding tickets that
were in one of these publications.

"A man was driving a rig in a long line of tractor-trailers when a
police officer pulled him over for speeding.  Astounded that he
alone was caught, the driver asked?  "Out of all these trucks that
were going ust as fast as I , why did you pull me over?"
"Have you ever gone fishing?" asked the officer.
"Well, of course," the driver replied.
"well, have you ever caught all the fish in the pond?" the officer
asked.

One more short one.

"Police stopped my friend so man times for speeding that they
finally decided to just give him a season ticket."
THANKS!
Mike R


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