Mines Broke, but can you beleive I'm trying to fix it?
Pat
'63 partial
Reed Mideke wrote:
> WARNING:
> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. It has been confirmed by independent
> authorities such as the DOT, DEA and SCCA. I also learned first
> hand how dangerous it can be.
>
> WHAT IT IS:
> If you find in your possession and car labeled 'spitfire',
> DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains the 'LBC' virus, which will infect your
> personality, lifestyle and relationships. This virus is also know to
> be highly addictive, and has been proven to be a gateway to other
> addictive and immoral traits, such as racing, autocrossing,
> and GOING TOPLESS. There is no known cure.
>
> WHAT TO DO:
> Should you find any cars which you suspect might be spitfires,
> please forward them to me IMMEDIATELY for further analysis.
>
> --
> Reed "I'm going crazy in this cubicle" Mideke
> rmideke@interbase.com
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