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Re: Arguments & people leaving the List (long, sarcastic, factual & impo

To: <HD883HUGGR@aol.com>, <Spitfires@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: Arguments & people leaving the List (long, sarcastic, factual & important)
From: "N.A. Campiglia III" <spitdrvr@camalott.com>
Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2000 17:11:11 -0500
Right on!!!!

Nick
----- Original Message -----
From: <HD883HUGGR@aol.com>
To: <Spitfires@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, August 23, 2000 1:15 PM
Subject: Arguments & people leaving the List (long, sarcastic, factual &
important)


>
> Okay, my turn.  And the beauty of it is: if I ignite a major thread, it
> simply proves my point.
>     I spend most of my time reading and very little time writing when it
> comes to this list.  I enjoy learning a lot of mechanical stuff (a lot
from
> Joe) and sifting through a bunch of tongue-in-cheek chatter (a lot from
> Laura).  I also put up with a lot of useless technical stuff which doesn't
> concern me, and a lot of feeble attempts at humor which bores me.  But
> perhaps the technical stuff is of paramount importance to others, and
perhaps
> still others find incredible humor in what I pompously consider to be
feeble
> and boring.
>     I personal don't believe that Nigel is pushing 140hp but I really
don't
> know.  Even more: I don't care!  As long as she's happy, I'm happy.  Can
her
> car do 98?  I don't know... Hobbs can do 85+ with room to spare, and I
have
> no idea what his mechanical innards look like because I didn't do any
engine
> work.  Apparently Nigel has receceived a lot of custom engine work, so 98
> doesn't seem unattainable to me... but again: I don't know, and I don't
care!
>     What about the guy who said he should be getting 45mph from a
Spitfire?
> I have never calculated my mileage, but I think 45mph from a 20+ year old
> engine design is dreaming.  If he gets 45mph, I'm happy for him.  But if
he
> doesn't (here's the buzzphrase:), I DON'T CARE.
>     Let's chat about Splitfire spark plugs.  Statistically, they increase
> horsepower and mileage... unless you look at other statistics, which say
they
> don't do squat.  I used them in my Harley and enjoyed increased
accelleration
> and an increase of 2 miles per gallon.  I used them in my Corvette and
> realized zero increase in anything.  So I recommend that my Harley friends
> use them, and they snicker behind my back because they read the second set
of
> statistics and think I'm a moron.  But when I switched back to NGK for one
> tune-up (have to special order the Splitfires for a Harley), both
> accelleration and mpg dropped slightly... or was it my imagination?  Who
> knows.  And (buzzphrase again:) WHO CARES?
>     Bottom line: I have a life outside of this list, and what people do or
> say on it means very little in the overall scheme of things.  I appreciate
> the comraderie and the information.  I take the good with the bad.  I
think
> you're all geniuses 95% of the time and I disbelieve where I want.  Same
way
> I handle conversations with my lifelong friends over a frosty cold beer on
a
> warm Arizona evening...sometimes they're right on, sometimes they tell
tales.
>  WHO CARES?
>     The only time there should be a major argument is if someone suggests
> putting lighter fluid in the master cylinder.  Other than that: LIGHTEN
UP.
> On both sides!
>     Or maybe I'm crazy...?  Maybe it really is that important...
>     ...and yet: when I send this letter, there will be some who agree with
> me, and some who snicker behind my back.  And I will kiss my wife and hug
my
> kids and drive my Spitfire whether it goes 40mph or 200mph and gets 13mpg
or
> 68mpg, and I'll do my job and live my life and tomorrow morning I'll long
on
> and read another 3 dozen e-mail regarding Spitfires... some of which will
be
> technical, some of which will be funny, and some of which will not
interest
> me in the least.  Just like I did this morning, and yesterday, and the day
> before.
>     Joe: You're great.  Laura: You're a doll.  Richard: You're a prince.
> Everyone Else: You're beautiful.
>     Now... focus in on what's really important in life and stop arguing!
>
>     "Of course, that's just my opinion.  I could be wrong." (Dennis
Miller)
>
>     Scott (and Hobbs, 77 Spit, who is a piece of metal and, regardless of
> what I put between the parentheses at the bottom of my messages, has no
human
> attributes whatsoever such as opinions, desires, etc...)


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