Frank,
I'm 100 % confident that the submission of this funny joke was in no way related
to my wonderful essay..........
Still laughing
Liv in cold Ottawa
67 Spit
Frank Drummond wrote:
> A guy bought a sweet TR 6 and was out on the back roads for a nice
> evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 55 mph he suddenly saw a
> flashing red and blue light behind him.
>
> Confident he could outrun or out manuever the police car, be began to drive
> faster. The
> needle hit 60, 65, 70 and finally 75 with the lights still behind
> him."What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
>
> The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it
> and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I
> don't feel like more paperwork, and I did enjoy chasing you like that,
> so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard
> before you can go."
>
> "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was
> afraid you were trying to give her back."
>
> "Have a nice night," said the officer and went home.
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