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Subject: Fw: non lbc content (humor) :Training courses for women
From: linda long <lalong@vt.edu>
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 1999 20:14:07 -0600
Sorry, to bomb the list...but I couldn't resist

Tom Long
Beautiful Blacksburg, Va (Go Hokies Go) or (Anyone Got Extra Tickets)

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>>>Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are
>>>now available for women on the following subjects:
>>>
>>>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
>>>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
>>>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
>>>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
>>>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
>>>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
>>>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
>>>8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
>>>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
>>>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
>>>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
>>>12. Introduction to Parking
>>>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
>>>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
>>>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
>>>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
>>>17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
>>>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
>>>19. PMS: "Poor me syndrome" Your Problem . . . Not His
>>>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
>>>21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
>>>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
>>>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
>>>24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
>>>25.  TV Remotes: For Men Only
>>>26.The Toilet : You can learn to leave the seat up
>>>
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