"Rick Brown" <free2000@quixnet.net> wrote:
> > Jon Goodale
> > "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
> > that again or I'll give you another Ticket."
>
>lol, now THAT'S funny :-))
How about the following golden moldie:
A woman is driving along, minding her own business, when
she sees a police car in her mirrors with the lights
flashing. Being a model citizen, she pulls over to the
right as soon as conditions are safe. She did, however,
put her right turn signal on to notify the officer that
she saw him and was searching for a place to stop where
the officer could safely approach her vehicle.
As the nice, over-worked and under-appreciated officer
approaches her driver's window, she says "I suppose that
you've pulled me over to try and sell me tickets to the
Policeman's Ball."
The officer responds, "Policemen don't have balls, ma'am."
Thinking about what he said, he got back into his car, turned
off the flashing lights, and drove away.....
-Arthur ("Driver's license, registration, and Dunkin Donuts
gift certificate, please" :-) edition.)
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